WHO'TH BORN THE ELEVATOR? NONE OF THE TRANSIENT MINDED, BUT FULLBLOWN NATIONS OF BRAIN'D SOPHISTICATES.

Mistakes are the routine of everyday life. Trip and fall. Lose a phone number. Miss the alarm and sleep in until 3PM. These are forgiven by the ever present authority of the Glowering Lord In The Sky.

Who was it that held the world aloft? Ah, yes. Atlas. Poor man had it all wrong. What you are supposed to do is stand above the globe and lift with your legs, craddling the hemispheres within your arms. Meaning, never let the world on your back or else you will never get it off. Let it know who is boss and as soon as it becomes uncomfortable and lacks purpose, it will be dropped back into the black of lifeless space.